Jokes About Exams

Jokes About Exams

Exams period is a time filled with stress.  For all of you who are students or teachers, remember to take a break occasionally from having your head buried in your books.  Take some time to de-stress and have a laugh.  I hope you will enjoy reading and sharing these jokes about exams.

 

*STUDENT OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM!*
I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%!   THIS KID IS DEFINITELY SMARTER THAN ME….UNFORTUNATELY TEACHER HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOUR NOR APPRECIATE ALTERNATE FACTS.
*Q1:  IN WHICH BATTLE DID NAPOLEON DIE?*
 “`HIS LAST BATTLE.“`
*Q2:  WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED?*
“`AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.“`
*Q3:  RIVER RAVI FLOWS IN WHICH STATE?*
“`LIQUID.“`
*Q4:  WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?*
 “`MARRIAGE.“`
*Q5:  WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR FAILURE?*
“`EXAMS.“`
*Q6:  WHAT CAN YOU NEVER EAT FOR BREAKFAST?*
“`LUNCH & DINNER.“`
*Q7:  WHAT LOOKS LIKE HALF AN APPLE?*
“`THE OTHER HALF.“`
*Q8:  IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME?*
“`WET.“`
*Q9:  HOW CAN A MAN GO EIGHT DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING?*
“`NO PROBLEM, HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT.“`
*Q10:  HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?*
“`YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN ELEPHANT THAT HAS ONE HAND“`
*Q11:  IF YOU HAD THREE APPLES AND FOUR ORANGES IN ONE HAND AND FOUR APPLES AND THREE ORANGES IN OTHER HAND, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?*
“`VERY LARGE HANDS“`
*Q12:  IF IT TOOK EIGHT MEN TEN HOURS TO BUILD A WALL, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOUR MEN TO BUILD IT?*
“`NO TIME AT ALL, THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT“`
*Q13:  HOW CAN YOU DROP A RAW EGG ONTO A CONCRETE FLOOR WITHOUT CRACKING IT?*
“`ANY WAY YOU WANT, CONCRETE FLOORS ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK.“`

Life is the most difficult Exam

Many people fail because they try to copy others

Not realizing that everyone has a different question paper.

 

Spread some laughter, share the cheer.  Let’s be happy, while we’re here!

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